Bloated Belly Burps
10:19 video
I walk in and sit down on the couch, unbutton my bluejeans and part of my shirt, and let out a big belch. "whoops! Pardon me, sweetie, step-mommy didn't see you there. Ugh, BURP, my belly is so bloated and full of gas from that potluck meal! BELCH! It's kinda painful.. would you get me a clear soda to help relieve the gas, honey?"
I start to sip and let out a few burps while we chat about the big meal I ate. I'm rubbing and patting my belly the whole time. "I GORGED myself on all those carbs and fried food! The mashed potatoes, the apple pie! I couldn't resist! Now I just keep burping! BURP! But this is helping make it better. Thank you, hun. In fact, I'm feeling so much better that I want you back outside with me to visit the dessert table. Let's go!"