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Part 1 and 2: Preppy girl pranked by nerds. nerds get revenge

Length: 6 minutes

Wardrobe: Can you please wear your khaki pants with a blue button up shirt, the sweater tied around your neck and flats to start with?

Storyline: You and your Honey Buns are in his frat house, angrily discussing the nerds. You can't believe he hasn't been able to get rid of them yet. Every minute they are at this school is an affront to his manhood. A real man would be able to get rid of a bunch of nerds! But they have humiliated him time and again. First, they crushed his cherished sports car with a steel beam. You've never heard a grown man cry that loud. Then they filled his hair gel with Nair. Not only is he bald, but now he has to wear a ridiculous looking toupee. He needs to make sure it's on straight, it looks crooked. How could they do this to a real man like him? He's the head of the top fraternity and the top social group on campus, the Perfectly Ideal Boys. A Perfectly Ideal Boy would never get humiliated by a bunch of nerds. He would get revenge! And to get revenge, he needs to focus. And you know one sure fire way to get him focused. You kick off your shoes. You're going to let him suck on your feet! Oh, yes! Now that's a Perfectly Ideal Boy! As you get turned on, you try to talk him up, assuring him that he's a real man and you're sure he'll defeat the nerds. Lots of fun facial expressions, mouth open, eyes wide open, maybe suck a finger at some point. A few lines-

-"Oh, my feet/toes/tootsies/piggies!"

-"You're the most handsome boy in school, even with that ridiculous toupee!"

-"We'll get your manhood back, I just know it!"

-"You're such a real man! Even though you come in twelve seconds when we have sex! Even though you shout out your fraternity's name when you climax! Even though you still sleep with a teddy bear! Even though you suck your thumb!" (Any reference to his sexual shortcomings is welcome)

-"You're such a Perfectly Ideal Boy! And I'm an innocent, pure-hearted girl. Now, suck my feet!"

Please improv all you want. You always come up with gold. You get hotter and hotter. Finally, you want to have sex. "Now, take me! Oh, you real man!" And then...nothing. "Oh, Muffin. You creamed in your khakis." You try to hide your disappointment. "Don't worry, Honey Buns. We'll get your manhood back someday. Once you defeat those nerds, we'll have sex and it'll be the best twelve seconds ever, I just know it!"