Evil use of the Shrink Remote
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You've finally come to visit me because I got a REAL magic remote that will shrink you and bring you back to life after the stomp! Since you love stinky, sweaty feet, I wore flats and black nylons so that I could end you with sweaty soles! Hope you don't mind.
(tiny man pov) First I'll step with my flats to keep you still. Next I'll step with the nylons, but I really wanna feel everything squeeze out, so I'll finish barefoot. (What you don't know is, the instructions on the remote say if you're spread out too much, it won't bring you back. Wahahaha)