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One quick acting note: every pun/play on words should be played completely straight, like she has no idea how ridiculous she sounds. 

Storyline: You are talking to your frat boy boyfriend (nicknames like Honey Buns, Dearest, Darling, etc) about his long, hard battle with the nerds. You know how sexually frustrated he's been lately. Every time he's bravely tried to get rid of them, they've pranked and humiliated him. You angrily recall how they ran over his cherished sports car with their huge truck, burned down his country club, replaced his shampoo with Nair and now he has to wear this ridiculous toupee (which is crooked), and they shot him in the nuts with a t-shirt thing at a pep rally. You'd never heard such a loud crunching sound! Oh, you poor thing! The doctors said they'd never seen such a pair of cru shed, flattened, mangled testicles before! But now he's out of the hospital and as good as new! And best of all, he's come up with a plan to get rid of the nerds once and for all! You two have run for student council president and vice president against the nerds, and the losers will have to leave campus forever! There's no way you could lose to a bunch of nerds, you're the hottest, most popular couple in school! And tonight, you'll watch the election returns together and it will be the best night of your lives! And while you watch, you're going to give him a reward - your feet! You kick off your shoes. "Now, suck my feet, Mr. President! Get 'em all wet!" He begins worshipping your feet and you are loving it! Here is some dialogue I'd like to hear.

-"Oh, my feet! Oh, Darling! Suck my feet!"

-He is the head of the top fraternity on campus, the Frappa Alpha Gammas, or Frappa Alpha Gammas. Everyone knows he is the biggest Frappa Alpha Gammas in school, and that he and his frat-bros epitomize what it means to be Frappa Alpha Gammass. And you are the head of the top sorority, the Kappa Omega Kappas, or KOKs. And you know that a true Frappa Alpha Gammas like him deserves a hot KOK. You've heard him moan about how much he longs for KOK. And when it comes to fighting the nerds, this hot KOK is going to stand ERECT right BEHIND him, ready to THRUST into action at a moment's notice and SPEW revenge all over them! You’re THROBBING with anticipation! And if the nerds won’t face you HEAD on, you’ll SLIP IN through the BACK DOOR! You’re really going to give those nerds the SHAFT! You hate them so much you could just EXPLODE! And his frat-bros are standing RIGHT BEHIND him too, ready to INSERT themselves and give him a HAND whenever he needs one! You notice he’s getting very turned on! 

-He’s such a strong, virile man! When you have sex, he lasts 12entire seconds! Which just proves how strong he is! And you love how he gazes at the pictures of his fellow F A Gs on the wall of his room when you two do it. All of them with their shirts off. You love how he calls out his frat name when he’s in the throes of passion-“I’m a Frappa Alpha Gammass! I’m a Frappa Alpha Gammass! I’M A Frappa Alpha Gammass!” And most of all, you love how he screams his frat motto when he climaxes-“Semper Flaccidus! Semper Flaccidus! SEMPER FLACCIDUS!” You just know that tonight, once he’s victorious over the nerds and he gets his manhood back, he’ll last longer than he ever has before… 15 seconds!

-You’re both so confident you’ll win neither of you bothered to vote. You’re going to get what you deserve! It’ll be the greatest night of your lives! This is for every Frappa Alpha Gammass and KOK in the world! For his car, his country club, his hair, and his crushed, mangled testicles! His smashed, ruined, destroyed testicles!

-The vote is much closer than you both thought. Finally, it comes down to one vote. And... you two lost. To a nerd! Your jaw drops, your eyes widen in XXXX. You are furious! You demand a recount! This is all his fault! Him and his stupid foot fetish! Stop sucking my feet! You could have won if he hadn't insisted on coming back to his frat house to suck your feet! Wait a minute! His frat house now belongs to the nerds! So does your sorority house! Oh, no! Those nerds have ruined your lives! They've ruined his car, his hair, his country club, his testicles, his fraternity, your sorority and his manhood! And his toupee came off. Oh, I hate nerds!

As you watch in XXXX as the nerds celebrate, you look out the window (no need to get up from the chair). "Is that a t-shirt cannon? And is it aimed right at us?" They fire it and it hits him right in the nuts. Down he goes, and you react with XXXX. "Oh, Honey Buns! Your testicles! Your mangled, crushed testicles!" Maybe mention how he'll have to go back to the hospital or something. Either way, have fun! You're so awesome at this!