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You brought all your female co-workers lunch today and it has given us gas! We are burping a lot! And you aren't even moving when we expel all these burps. They're so loud and stinky, yet you seem to enjoy it. Are you a burp pervert? A BURvert? We start blowing the burping air in your face, and even burping right in your face, and you don't even budge. I guess you'll be buying us lunch more often, huh?